Inks are more or less done at this point
*screams* MAH BABIES
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Inspired by crispy-ghee’s AU things.
I’ve been binging on old episodes of Law & Order and SVU, and as a result, Law & Order: Alexandria.
Detectives
Benson and StablerBeatrix and Steiner, working homicides and stuff, always pulling good cop/loud cop on suspects. As an aside, it is really hard to draw Steiner in a trenchcoat and not turn him into Zenigata.
*SCREAMS*
OMG YES! I’m so glad someone else thought this was a good idea! It was something that crossed my mind ages ago (not exactly in this direction) but I never acted upon it. So seeing this—and jadie doing it to boot—makes me obnoxiously happy!
A+ would tap dat shiny metal ass again
someone needs to revoke my drawing license
no! no revoking!
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Fun fact #1: back when I was a kid and the game just came out, I thought Steiner was a lady knight (because of his eyelashes)
Fun fact #2: … I don’t think there’d be much of a difference, really (other than the fact Alexandrian Women Need No Pants)
Yeeeeeeeeeessssss <3
You could say this honeymoon went… swimmingly
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( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)(sorry Garnet, there are some people you just can’t pry away from work)
Oh-oh my god. I can’t. Guys, this is just.
Holy shit the Titanic scene. WA HA HA HA H AHAHA
have I mentioned i still ship these two after, what? 10 years?
The moment you realize you’re in the mood for Steiner/Beatrix fanfiction.
And then you remember that there’s only a small handful of ones that are actually good. And all of those remain unfinished. And that you’ve read them a million times already.
by orange541
…omg yes. Picturing the Beatrix/Steiner Christmas shenanigans where they prank the ever loving hell out of each other with “gifts.” Like, Oglops in his stockings. Or someone gluing all the furniture to the ceiling. Really stupid Christmas pranks guys!
Steiner just slid down a pole and did a twirl and we just stole a silk shirt and a leather hat from him.
Steiner, are you a male stripper?
Omg, what.
This is now officially head canon.